gaaaaaaaaaambit:

things 2 say during sex

  • punch it
  • 9 5 wictor wictor 2
  • dont pander to me kid one tiny crack in the hull and blood boils in 13 seconds solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats and wait till youre sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles see if youre still relaxed when your eyeballs start bleeding
  • fascinating
  • dammit man im a doctor not a torpedo technician
  • i may throw up on you
  • have you disengaged the external inertial dampener

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

listen buddy you not only highlighted in a book you wrote in it and you fucking cut part of it out like i’m not into book mutilators bye

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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