fabulouspasta:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

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sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"N O O T     N O O T"

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uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

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timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

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little-smartass:

whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like

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americachavez:

do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry

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Blogging at five in the morning with class tomorrow
In middle of existential crisis regarding
College
Mommy issues
True love
What the fuck
This is bullshit

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monicalewinsky1996:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE GIF

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happydoge:

He’s here

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butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

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