THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU
am i watching supernatural or a poorly written porno
shh that’s a glorious pun. own that shit.
i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
fun fact: statistically girls are more likely to get pregnant than boys
unless you’re reading fanfiction
or if you’re a seahorse
or i you’re Loki.
i knew that was coming
ive got a riddle for you guys, what is super hot, is me, likes food, is me and is also very funny and is me
who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*