• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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  • Baby: M-m-m
  • Mom: Marxism will prevail?
  • Baby: M-mommy
  • Mom: You are a bourgeois sympathist baby and if you had been educated you would need reeducation. Instead, I will raise you as a communist
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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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dutchster:

why isn’t talking in your sleep called napchat

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

waitinghopingliving:

deansdamnation:

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

yesssssss

August 1st, is that still happening? Are we still writing Croatoan on our hands/arms?

Yes, actually, August 1-7 for the day Kansas City was emptied out of humans (1-3 roughly since evacs are never fast), and the canon days Dean was there (4-7)

OML just one day left :D <3

queen-of-fallen-angels:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

waitinghopingliving:

deansdamnation:

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

yesssssss

August 1st, is that still happening? Are we still writing Croatoan on our hands/arms?

Yes, actually, August 1-7 for the day Kansas City was emptied out of humans (1-3 roughly since evacs are never fast), and the canon days Dean was there (4-7)

OML just one day left :D <3

(via carryon-my-angelic-psychopaths)